***Flawless (feat. Chimamanda Ngozi Adiche)
i imagine that Beyoncé is off somewhere on a yacht, sipping on an olivia pope sized glass of wine, watching the entire world explode over her new album dropping out of literally the thinnest of air and cackling to herself with sheer joy. like, not only did she give you 14 new songs, but she gave you a music video for every damn one. this wasn’t just a casual troll, this was a calculated strike of nuclear proportions and she is leaving no survivors.
All I want is an illicit affair with an older woman in a position of power, is that so much to ask?
If you guys slept in bunk beds, and we all like to belive that you do. Would there be a fight over who’d get the top?
Tina: There wouldn’t be a fight, I feel like I would probably want the bottom? I don’t know what your preference would be.
Amy: You’d want the bottom and I’d be like, “Fine, take the bottom” and I would take the top. And then at one point at night, you’d wake up and I would be next to you in the bottom.
Please watch this incredible Christmas gift from Billy Eichner and Amy Poehler!!!! The new season of "Billy On The Street" starts March 12th on Fuse. I wrote on the show! It was fun! :) :) :)
tina fey has had two children and looks like a 20 year old; i am a 20 year old and look like I have had two children
Kerry Washington & Bellamy Young on set filming episode 3.11 of Scandal